Free book promo

Starting tomorrow, Tuesday, 6/22, and running through Saturday, 6/26, my two fantasy shorts will be available to download from Amazon for free (not KU, this is a free FREE free book promo).

I do have a third one of these Seasons stories in the works, but it’s going slowly, due to other engagements and the third Timelines novel taking precedence.

Enjoy!

Mappy mappy

The planet Sanddoom (er, sorry, its inhabitants insist on the name al-Saḥra’, these days) will figure pretty largely in the first half of The Lion in Paradise, so I thought I might provide a teaser map.  (Click to enlarge.)

The map was generated with the planet generator found here.  “Sea level” (if a completely dry desert planet can be said to have a “sea level”) is located at the black outlines.  The lighter the color, the greater the elevation.

A couple of notes about the place names:  Kanz al-Sultan (كنز السلطان, “The Sultan’s Treasure”) is the location of the great mine which has already been described in The Lion and The Lizard.

The city al-Madinat al-Jadida (المدينة الجديدة, “The New City”) is the name finally tagged to the Nameless City which was the original dumping ground, er, relocation target, er, place which was built rather rapidly for all the forced migrants back in the 2030’s and was never given a formal name.  When the USMC intervened on Sanddoom (sorry, al-Saḥra’) in 2047 (as described in The Lion and The Lizard), they found the ruling Islamic Council had refused to name the city because they had never accepted being exiled in the first place.  So the Marines, being Marines, simply called it, “The Nameless City.”  Of course this was taken up by Space Force and the Space Force Marines, as well as by the new Governor they had imposed on the planet, and was used incessantly and officially until the Islamic Council finally broke down and gave the city a name — which was meant to evoke the city of Medina back home in Saudi Arabia, but since “Medina” just means “City”, calling the place “The New City” was just as much of an asshole move as calling the planet, “The Desert” (which is what al-Saḥra’ means).  For what it’s worth, the inhabitants mostly call the city “Jadida” for short.

“First Water” and “The Great Rift” will be explained in the book.

The book, by the way, is about half done.  Or half baked.  Whatever.

Oh.  Wanna see what the planet looks like, terraformed?  Of course, that’s much later.

This book is kicking my ass, but it’s going to be fun when it’s done.

Preliminary art

Here is a preliminary cover for The Lion in Paradise, which is about 3000 words along and I don’t believe will be in anyone’s hands until sometime early next year.  At least, that’s the schedule.

Again, this is preliminary and subject to change, but it’s mostly the way I want it.

Please be aware

If you have obtained a “free” copy of any of my Kindle books from a site other than Amazon.Com, you are reading stolen merchandise.  All of my books are copyrighted (or in the process of being copyrighted) via the US Copyright Office and no one other than Amazon.Com or myself is authorized to provide downloads of free copies of them.

People who do that crap should be hit with a kinetic weapons strike from orbit.

It shouldn’t matter, because any book an author asserts copyright in is automatically protected regardless of registration status, but for what it’s worth:

Name (NALL) < Full Title Copyright Number Date
Brindle, Nathan C., 1959- Dragon in the Foie Gras TX0008957769 2021
Brindle, Nathan C., 1959- Fox in the Henhouse. TX0008936368 2020
Brindle, Nathan C., 1959- Lion of God. TX0008886448 2020
Brindle, Nathan C., 1959- Midsummer Night’s Hunt. TX0008937318 2020
Brindle, Nathan C., 1959- Reason. TX0008936363 2020
Brindle, Nathan C., 1959- Saving the Spring. TXu002190800 2020

The Lion and The Lizard and A Dragon in the Foie Gras are in the queue waiting for the Copyright Office to act on them.

8 Jun 2021:  Amended to add the entry for A Dragon in the Foie Gras.

Bottom line:  If you didn’t get it from Amazon (or shared through Amazon by someone who bought it on Amazon), you’re reading a copy I made zip zero nada on.  And while I’ve said in the past I don’t write for profit, but for fun, the point is, nobody should be sharing my books (or anyone else’s!) on the open Internet for free.

And there’s at least one pirate website that’s going to get a DMCA takedown notice very soon.

Errata

And no sooner do the new books go up than I find two words, one in each book, that’s incorrect.

Well, because I’m OCD, I fixed them and re-uploaded the books.  So if you downloaded before today, you may want to go into Amazon’s “Content and Devices” area and tell it to redeliver The Lion and the Lizard and/or A Dragon in the Foie Gras to your Kindle reader or device.

The error in TLATL is on page 279 of the Kindle edition; the word “reducing” should be “oxidizing”.  I fixed the first instance of the word on page 278 but missed the second instance on page 279.  Mea culpa.  (And nobody’s bought the paperback but me, so we’re safe there.)

The error in ADITFG is on page 54 of the Kindle edition and is simply a brain fart on my part; Delaney’s older sister is named Raven, not Becca — Becca is her great-aunt (John Wolff’s sister).  Again, mea culpa.

With any luck, that’s it.

A Dragon in the Foie Gras — Live!

In addition to The Lion and the Lizard, I’ve got another novella for y’all.

Yep, Captain Delaney Wolff Fox, the cutest operative in the Space Force Marines Intelligence Division, is back for another romp, this time through downtime 2017 Chicago.  Some really good Chinese food is involved.  And a mysterious Chinese girl found in a stasis chamber in an abandoned warehouse in 2101 is why they’ve gone back to find out what the hell is going on.

The answer is, more than anyone bargained for.

This is up, but Amazon is still fiddle-farting around getting it into the series it belongs to.

$1.99 to buy (it’s LONG — well — 30K words if I recall correctly, Delaney is as bad as her Mom and her Grumpaw, she digresses too much), or read for free on KU.

The Lion and the Lizard — Live!

Or at least, it will be when Amazon finally decides to make it show up.  This link actually does work, but so far the book isn’t showing up on my author page.

The Kindle e-book is available now, both for purchase and KU.

There is a paperback edition, also, but Amazon had trouble with the cover, so I had to diddle it and reupload, necessitating ANOTHER review period…so it will be up when it’s up, I guess.

Nearly ready

I have not one, but two books (a novel and a novella) nearly ready for the ceremonial pushing of the “Publish” button.

First, the long-awaited (by me, anyway, because I had to sweat blood to get this one done, but it was worth it) sequel novel to The Lion of GodThe Lion and the Lizard.

Thirty years ago, Dr. Ariela Rivers Wolff, M.D., Ph.D., AKA The Lion of God, had a pretty exhausting week.

Her world was invaded by time-traveling soldiers, she was nearly turned into human toothpaste by an experimental dimension jumper when she went to find her parallel “Dad,” who just happens to be able to borrow a Space Force fleet to come and take out her world’s invaders . . . and then she found out she was considered by those same invaders to be a saint in their odd religion, and one of the targets of their invasion.  If that wasn’t enough, she nearly fell completely out of the universe into a time rift, being saved only by the skin of her teeth by her parallel “Dad”.

After all that, learning she was going to be the one to bring universal healing and long life to the human race in her particular timeline was just the icing on the proverbial cake.

Anybody else would go home, turn off their phone, pull all the blinds, lock all the doors, and take the rest of their life off.  But Ari isn’t “anybody else”.  And her cult of admirers across two timelines won’t take “nobody home” for an answer.

Fast-forward thirty years.  Scientists have detected radio transmissions in an unknown language from several hundred light years away.  And now she’s been asked to use her special “saintly” skills as demonstrated on her last “mission” to make first contact with whoever they are.

And that’s only the beginning.

Looks like Ambassador Dr. Ariela Rivers Wolff, M.D., Ph.D., is going to have another pretty exhausting week.  Or six.

This book really needs to be read before the novella A Fox in the Henhouse.  Mea culpa; I finished Fox way back in December and didn’t feel like waiting on The Lion and the Lizard, which at the time was in the throes of writer’s block.  BUT, as a bonus for those who may have been scratching their heads over stuff I wrote in Fox, you now have its sequel, to wit:

A Dragon in the Foie Gras is a novella, the next story in the continuing saga of Captain Delaney Wolff Fox (the daughter of Ariela Rivers Wolff, the Lion of God; you may have heard of her).  And it should definitely not be read until after you read The Lion and The Lizard.

Captain Delaney Wolff Fox is back.

She’s just led her team on a months-long hunt through the penal world al-Saḥra’ (known otherwise by its semi-satirical name “Sanddoom”), looking for an industrial-sized illegal drug “kitchen” that’s been supplying colony worlds with various illegal substances via a network of involuntary migrant “mules”.  That hunt ended satisfactorily, and rather explosively, with the destruction of the “kitchen” and hundreds if not thousands of personnel associated with it.

Now the team is heading back to Earth, hoping for some well-deserved shore leave . . .

 . . . but it’s not to be.  A long-sleeping foreign agent has been found in a stasis chamber in an abandoned Chicago warehouse, and it’s up to Delaney and crew to investigate the mystery, by traveling back to the year 2017 to find out why the agent was placed in stasis then, and why the stasis seems originally to have been planned to end in late 2020.

And when the sleeper wakes, asks for and consumes an entire pound of goose liver pâté, and asks for more, it’s pretty obvious they’ve got

A Dragon In The Foie Gras

Yeah, OK, yuk yuk yuk.  Sorry; I couldn’t help myself.

As soon as they’re published, I’ll post links.

Just to make a point

The fact that Wolff and von Barronov are identified as Freemasons in The Lion of God is not a throwaway concept.  It will turn out to be of vast importance in The Lion and The Lizard, going forward through The Lion in Paradise (and, as it turns out now that this is going to have to be four books, The Lion and the Abyss The Lion and the Darkness.)

At the same time, it also explains a lot of their character as good and charitable men (despite — or perhaps explaining — their cold-bloodedness when it comes to Communists, RIFs, and other such enemies of freedom).  If you don’t know any or many Freemasons, this may not be clear to you; and certainly even I will have to admit there are plenty of men in our midst who probably shouldn’t have been allowed past the West Gate.  But that’s true of any organization of humans.

Anyway, D., I didn’t put that in there just for kicks and giggles.  It has a purpose, though that purpose isn’t made obvious in The Lion of God.

(Updated 26 Feb 2021 and again 20 Mar 2021)

So. Autographed paperbacks.

I have eight (8) paperbacks available and ready to ship.  (I had 10, 2 were already spoken for.)  There are also some bookplates available.

The purchase page is linked from “Autographs” on the menu bar, or can be reached directly by clicking here.  (Opens in a new tab.)

Domestic readers (USA only) can purchase an autographed copy for $15, postage paid.  It will ship USPS Media Mail and take 2-8 days for delivery.  There is also an option to ship via USPS Priority Mail (which includes insurance), for $16.50, postage paid.

Overseas readers, well, it’s a little more complicated.  Take a look at the purchase options.  There’s no overseas book rate, so the books have to go First Class at minimum.  There is a difference between prices to Canada and to the rest of the world, and there are two shipping choices for both of them — USPS First Class International, and Priority Mail International.  The overseas postage prices are quite high, in my opinion, but my pricing covers my costs and I make a little for my trouble.  And I suppose if you live outside the US, that isn’t news to you.

(By the way, US Domestic shipping should cover folks who are on APO or FPO addresses, too.  That seems to have been the case for as long as I’ve been sending packages, which is kind of a long time.)

There is also a bookplate for folks who already bought the paperback, or who live overseas where USPS postage rates are ruinous and are able to buy a copy of the paperback much cheaper from their region-specific Amazon website (e.g., Amazon.ca for Canadians, etc.).

The bookplate is 4″ x 6″ (10.16cm x 15.24cm). That may seem big, but the book is 6″ x 9″ (15.24 x 22.86cm). I figure you can stick the bookplate on the inside cover. The bookplate is an original DAZ3D render of Ariela standing outside her quarters on the Constellation, and it looks like this (sorry for the tiny marked-up image, but gotta protect my IP, you know?):

Shucks, I’ll even sell bookplates to folks who bought the e-book.  Don’t know what you’ll do with them but whatever you do, don’t stick them on your reader 🙂

Note that my terms of sale are quite bloodthirsty.  Sorry not sorry about that.  I get that from having run membership sales and a shopping cart for a not-for-profit organization for the last 13 years, where I don’t have that sort of latitude, and frankly need it, because people are, by and large, jerks.  Bottom line is I’m sick and tired of online sales BS, so either buy from me on my terms or buy from Amazon on theirs; I’m good either way.  The great secret to my attitude on this is, I don’t make a living from writing and don’t ever expect to do so; it’s just a hobby for me.

Thank you for your understanding.