I don’t believe I’ve ever had a #1 book on the ‘zon before.
On Account of a Dame is live!
The novella referred to in the previous post is done and up for purchase or free to read on Amazon Kindle Unlimited.
Welcome to the New Jazz Age!
It’s the Roaring Twenties all over again — well — the 2120’s, that is. Where New York City has reverted to its Jazz Age roots of two centuries before. What’s missing? Prohibition, and gun control. What’s not missing? Tough guys, and the dames who (sometimes) love them. Gin joints. Speakeasies. Dance halls. The Social Register is still a thing, and the Beautiful People litter the society pages of the local hypernews sites.
Enter a typical gumshoe private detective — a member of that high society himself, yet a man who left society long ago for other pursuits. And his latest client, a rich young woman of leisure, who needs her new husband followed.
Throw in the recently-crowned queen of one of Chinatown’s tongs, a beautiful investment wizard from upstate, and a hundred million dollars in assets, and suddenly it’s all
On Account of a Dame
Arrgh.
About a week ago I had a weird dream and I noted it in a particular place, this way:
So I was in New York City, attending a Masonic conference and a sci-fi convention in the same hotel. I was wearing a three-piece suit and was armed to the teeth. And then I woke up, puzzled that I was in New York but glad I’d had the foresight to arm myself if I was going to be anywhere near the city.
I think I need to stop taking Benadryl at night.
This may or may not have been a mistake, because a certain well-known SF author of my acquaintance then said:
D*MN it Fuzzy.
If you don’t write a noir-feel short starting that way
I’m going to come through the internet and make you
I was about to type “beat you” BUT I don’t want to piss off Sally
but that paragraph? GREAT VOICE.
Continue please.
Now.
Well, shit.
Thus was the genesis of the (currently) 8,000 word noir-ish epic I’m calling On Account of a Dame. It’s an attempt to see if I can write a complete novella of between 10K and 20K words. It’s about halfway done so apparently I can. It even fits into my Timelines universe, so there.
And all of my other characters are yelling at me furiously because I am ignoring them.
So I always generate images before I start writing, and during the writing, because it helps me visualize the characters better. Here are a few of the ones I’ve generated this time. First, Tiffany Frelinghuysen Delafield — the titular Dame.
Next, the Tong Queen (for whom I haven’t yet imagined a name, but will have to, since she’s going to be on stage in a couple more paragraphs)…
Finally, our hero the detective. Maybe. I don’t like the way MidJ is generating his suits, this is the best one so far, and really the only one that looks like a real three-piece suit.
Oh, and his valet and, as he says, “Kato to [his] Green Hornet,” Gunther.
I have no real idea what I’ll do with this story, but I have to finish it first anyway.
What’s happening?
Well, there are three things on the stove at the moment.
- I started writing The Clerics in the Kitchen, which is a Delaney story I hinted at in A Dragon in the Foie Gras.
- Then I started writing The Lion and the Logic, which is the next main series novel.
- Then I started getting an itch to write in Apocalyptic Japan again, and that caused me to start writing In the Cherry Blossom’s Shade, the sequel to An American in Iya.
And now they’re all just…simmering. *insert crying face emoji here*
I think that not feeling well for about the past week is part of why that is, but we’ll see.
State of the Author
Indiana.
No, seriously…sigh.
Way back in September I published one of these “State of the Author” things in which I bemoaned the fact that I had five projects running through my head. This is something in the way of an update on that post.
1. The Lion and The Darkness — this is the next novel in the mainstream Timelines series. Got unstuck a while back, have 16 chapters finished and four or five to go. I hope to finish and publish before LibertyCon 36 in June 2024. (Actually I hope to finish and publish by the end of May, but I’m hedging.)
2. The Dragon’s Sister — Finished and published, e-book and soft cover. October 10, 2023.
3. An American in Iya (working title) — this is a novel that follows The Tale of the Crane Princess in the Timelines Universe track. It’s foreshadowed in Tale, at the very end. This book is 10+ chapters in, and will likely be first of two following the exploits of (currently) 16-year-old Saori Rin Sumisu. I do not intend to write yet another doorstop like The Cross-Time Kamaitachi (which really should have been two books), if I can help it.
4. The isekai light novel “Help! Truck-kun Won’t Leave Me Alone, No Matter What World I’m In!” hasn’t been touched in months; I don’t know if I’m actually going to complete it or not.
5. The novella/light novel All Precious Stones and Peoples is on hold until after the novel AFTER The Lion and The Darkness, which is supposed to be The Lion and The Logic.
So, bottom line, there’s one novel almost finished that’s been hanging fire since 2022, a novella/light novel finished last October, and another novel that might see the light of day by the end of 2024. One light novel that may or may not be written, and another novella/light novel in the future to follow The Lion and The Logic. *whew*
The Invasion Came In Waves – free download
I didn’t figure the short would sell, so as noted in my previous post, it is made available here for free download. (You can still buy it from Amazon for 99 cents if you want an “official” copy that won’t show up as a DOC file in your Kindle.)
The story is copyrighted and I reserve all rights. You may not post it on another download site, but you can post these links to the files anywhere you’d like. Or just post the post URL.
The files are in .zip format so you’ll have to unzip them before uploading to your device.
New short story: “The Invasion Came In Waves”
99 cents on Amazon. It’s only about 1,100 words, so don’t complain about the length, please. If it doesn’t sell, I’ll do what I planned to do in the first place and publish it here for free. The problem with Amazon is, 99 cents is the least they’ll allow you to charge. Pisses me off.
Not available for KU because I’d only make about a penny a read.
Not connected with either of my existing series. Just a story.
New novella: A Huntress on the Rocks
I just pushed the button on a new short story/novella and it’s available on Amazon now. Started writing it on November 30, finished it December 15, edited and proofread it today and put it up.
Free book promo
Starting tomorrow, Tuesday, 6/22, and running through Saturday, 6/26, my two fantasy shorts will be available to download from Amazon for free (not KU, this is a free FREE free book promo).
I do have a third one of these Seasons stories in the works, but it’s going slowly, due to other engagements and the third Timelines novel taking precedence.
Enjoy!
And after you read the freebies…
Two requests:
- If you liked the ones you read, please offer a short review on Amazon. It would be nice to have some actually-positive reviews for Lion, if you thought it was worth your time, rather than just one dude who read 70 pages of it and said, “Bah, too political.”
- And please don’t forget there are a couple of other e-books available. Both are Kindle-only, available either to buy for the low, low prices of only 99 cents, or to read for free via Kindle Unlimited.
I’m sitting here right now working on the sequel to The Lion of God, so that will be along at some point. I was hoping around Christmas, but the general craziness around here has been such that it probably won’t be till after New Year’s. Which may be good, because the faster we get out of this fucked-up year, the better…
The sequel to Saving The Spring:
Direct link to A Midsummer Night’s Hunt
and a prequel to The Lion of God: